As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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