There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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