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(301): View more from Maryland

remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.

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(207): View more from Maine

I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success

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(702): View more from Nevada

But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Uh I can actually explain that one..

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