maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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