It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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