my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
