They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
if only i could text you this smell
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
a search helicopter?!
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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