we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I have post one night stand depression
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