Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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