She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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