Dual....:-)
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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