your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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