You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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