Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
How external is "for external use only"?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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