that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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