id be glad to
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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