Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
