There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Less talking, more tequila
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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