none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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