He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
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Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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