apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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