it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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