I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I think your dad took our porno
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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