we have officially lost it.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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