I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
i think im in europe. pls send help
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
that is very illegal...i love you.
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