I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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