is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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