White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I see more hoeing in ur future
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