CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
No subtext here. People are naked.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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