No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Never underestimate the power of titties
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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