I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
