It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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