Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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