Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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