Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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