I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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