chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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