Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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