Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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