Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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