normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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