he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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