No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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