O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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