So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
You may now shotgun with the bride
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I just gargled with NyQuil
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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