they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You surviving the open bar?
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Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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