sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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