Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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