what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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