we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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