My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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