It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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