well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I seem to have left my pride at pride
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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