Sry I called you an 8
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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