we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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