he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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