do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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