I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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