I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
